Shared Laughter clips you will replay Forever. !

This what you would want to call talent, some may want to call it Magic , I simply would put it as a mysterious trick. This group of young boys perform this tricks which such ease that will leave you wondering whether you too can be as bearing exquisite abilities.

PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME !!

And away from that clip there is this Panty-less school girl who engages the other in a fight oblivious of her panty-lessness and exposes her everything to her fellow school mates. You will not believe this Fatal incident and you will not wish to be in this young girls predicament.

Happy smiles day ...

Embarassing! Jubilee officials Booed off stage at Kajwang's Final Moments at Uhuru Park

Mourners at Uhuru park

After the requiem mass and a memorial service for the late Senetor Otieno Kajwang', at Maxwell SDA church the Cord Fraternity and family led by Cord leader Raila Odinga, the team held a procession to Uhuru park where the public had an opportunity to share the sorrow and pain with the family. Thousands of people gathered to pay their last respects to leader whom the speakers have described as a gallant soldier, kind and friendly.

However things turned sour when the Master of Ceremony Elizabeth Ongoro, invited a Jubilee representative Kapseret MP Oscar Sudi to give a speech, the Mp was forced to halt his speech as the  mourners objecting his invitation to give a speech
shouted him down and signalling to move off the stage, the public would not take a plea by the Suba Mp John Mbadito calm down and let the Mp speak.

National assembly speaker Justin Muturi

The National assembly speaker Justin Muturi, had his fair share of the booeing as the public would not him speak. It took the efforts of the former Prime Minister Raila Odinga to calm the Mourners down after which he invited the speaker of the National assembly who also introduced the Members of parliament present at the Venue.

The Senate speaker Ekwe Ethuro, had a hard time with the Mourners when he reffered to the CORD leader Raila as the former Prime minister. He was only allowed to continue with his speech after he referred to him as the Prime Minister as the crowd had demanded.

Drama and tension ensued after the Ceremony, when the public demanded that they be allowed to view the body as they had been promised earlier. The driver of the Hearse carrying the body of the late senator sped off from Uhuru park. The body
 of the late senator is to be Air lifted to Kisumu in the afternoon for a similar ceremony.

Drama and Confusion Over witchdoctors utterances on Otieno Kajwang'

A powerful witchdoctor from Homa Bay County has shocked residents of Mbita Constituency by
claiming that the late...Homa Bay Senator, Otieno Kajwang, who passed away on Tuesday night as a result of heart attack, isnot really dead. The witchdoctor, who is said to have come out of a forest in Mbita, chanting and ululating in a strange language that nobody understood, said the gods from Luo Nyanza had not granted Kajwang’s wish to die and therefore he will live again.

 Addressing a huge crowd in the remote Mbita Village, the witchdoctor, who also happens to come from the same Omolo clan as Raila Odinga, told Luos not to despair about the alleged death of Otieno Kajwang because all was well - he will live again. 

He noted that the gods showed him a vision in which Otieno Kajwang was addressing a huge
political rally accompanied by Raila Odinga in which, he sang his famous mapambano
hit song two weeks from now and he can only do so either physically or in spirit. He told the doctors to hold on to their findings about the cause of
Kajwang’s alleged death a little longer because a big surprise that will shock the entire
country is coming.
                               via Hon Cylus Okenyoru

The late Otieno Kajwang Funeral programme Wednesday 26/11/2014 leaked

OTIENO KAJWANG FUNERAL PROGRAM

The final journey for Senator Otieno Kajwang: Wednesday; the body leaves Lee Funeral Home for SDA Central (Maxwell) opposite Integrity Center for prayers then proceeds for interdenominational prayers and public viewing at Uhuru Park.

Thursday; body will be flown to Kisumu early morning and will stop over at Jomo Kenyatta Sports Ground for last salutations and public viewing.
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The body will then proceed by road to Homa Bay County through Ahero, Katito, Kendu Bay.
There will be a stop over at Homa Bay Stadium in Homa Bay Town for salutations and public viewing by the people of Homa Bay County the Senator served.
From the Stadium the body will proceed to the Senators place of birth in Waondo.
The final ceremonies will take place on Friday November 28, 2014. May we give our beloved hero the last respect on his final journey.

 At least 40 bulls, 100 goats and sheep, 600 hens and tilapia fish worth Sh5 0,000 will be prepared to feed mourners during the funeral of Homa Bay Senator Otieno Kajwang on Friday ~ Burial Committee.

A dying old Kenyan man last Emotional words of wisdom to His son

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON on Marriage
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm- lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face and children. And always remember that you are the priest of your home.
5. My son, if you want to have along life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep asking even when all has been spent.
 6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again. Be home early and spend time with her and the kids
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. Be patient son!
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along. 11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your grannies house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your humble beginnings should not enjoy your wealth
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claims to have equal
rights with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays have made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother once burnt my clothes because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoos, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

Five Key business Ideals For businessmen in Kenya and beyond.

A STORY FOR START UP SMALL BUSINESS FOR KENYANS AND BEYOND        'HUSTLEMOTIVATION'
When I started doing business about six years ago, I made the mistake of over-relying on text book knowledge. Subsequently my first two businesses failed. I however took that as a learning experience and even started writing a book, HUSTLECONOMICS, I mean, something more relevant to the streets. I had already mastered accounting and finance in class, and yet that was not even half way enough.
 
Here is an extract of some of the lessons learnt!
1. Being nice is a luxury that only the rich can afford: This does not mean that you should be rude, it simply means that you should not be nice to the extent that people take advantage. It means you should clearly state what you mean, re-evaluate the situation if it is a lose – win situation, and know when to compromise when a win--win situation is an option. In simpler words, learn to say ‘NO’ when if by saying ‘YES’ you will have lost. 

2. Respect Money: People love money and yet do not respect it. How do you treat someone/
something you respect? Do you waste, misuse, ignore or go throwing it (or that Person) around? No, if you want your money to stick around longer, respect it. Money should give you financial independence and not stress. Eventually, it is those who respect money that have money work for them. Finance experts say, spend less, save more, invest wisely and give generously (in that order). And as my dad always told me, neither a lender, nor a borrower be! A man and his friends, as one story goes, went out to have a drink. His wallet was so much packed with notes that it was hard to fold. He had one of his friends drive over the wallet just to fold it. Once in the pub, his table littered with bottles and nyama choma delivered, he could not wait for water to wash his hands. He took a beer, washed his hands with it, went to his wallet, pulled a few notes and wiped his
hands to the disbelief of his friends. That was a few years ago. I wished this was a fable, but the
teller of the story pointed to me the man in his current delapidated condition. 'That is what happens when you abuse(disrespect) money,' he said. 

3. Invest in people: People are the most powerful of resources. Yes it is true that as per human nature some are bound to stab your back, but there will be twice as many that if you empower, will make you great. It should also follow that if you bet on someone and it does not work out, be the first to kick them out. 

4. Guard your reputation: Reputation is like a big house of
cards, it takes time to build but just one false move and it all comes tumbling down. There was a
research conducted by some social scientists called ‘In trust, we trust,’ and the conclusion will amaze you; REPUTATION WILL BE THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE. So guard your reputation at all costs. Being bad, greedy, corrupt, et al might work for you in the short run, but definitely not in the future. 

5. Love one person, leave the rest: This mostly applies to men, until you realize that the time, the money and the energy you waste on flings is not worthy it, then you will always be on the same rat race path. Instead, make that one person that deserves it be your partner and friend, and there will be no limit as to what you can achieve.

Read the 28 Home simple remedies that will always come in handy Kenyans.

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES.
1. When a phone falls in water...put it in uncooked rice...the rice sucks off the water.
2. When you garment is stained by Biro pen ink,use white Colgate paste or surgical spirit to clear the stain.

3. When iron box is black stained. (kuungua) rub broken chalk or crushed Panadol when the iron box is hot to get rid of the black stains.
4. Hydrogen peroxide has many uses :
• First aid for cuts-it stops the bleeding.
• For septic wounds-it helps stem the infection.
• Mouthwash-mix it with water and you have an antibacterial mouthwash.
• Bleach for whites.
5. Boil lemons and put the water in the fridge to remove the food smell. Putting charcoal on the fridge will also absorb the smell too.
6. Baking soda can help in this ways
• Gets the grime of tiles- scrub sink/ tiles with a baking soda and vinegar paste.
• It is also a face scrub (mix with water and scrub (very good for oily skin).
• It also removes burnt food on pans (soak the pan in a baking soda and water mix for about 15 minutes and the food will come off easily.
• For acid reflux-mix a pinch of baking soda with water and drink.
• If you have run out of toothpaste u could use baking soda paste to clean your teeth
7. If your clothes get stained by chewing gum, rub ice cube on the stained part and it will peel off. Another remedy is pouring paraffin on the gum and it will come off, then wash the cloth.
8. If your clothes get candle wax , cover garment with a newspaper and iron the wax over the newspaper, the wax melts and the newspaper absorbs it. You can also put the garment inside the freezer. The candle wax will freeze and break off.
9. Microwave cleaner-place a glass bowl filled with a solution of 1/4 cup vinegar in 1 cup water
inside, and zap the mixture for five minutes on the highest setting. Once the bowl cools, dip a cloth or sponge into the liquid and use it to wipe away stains and splatters on the interior.
10. If you want to stop a garment from bleeding color, put some white vinegar in the rinse water.
The garment will NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER run color again!!!
11. To clean a stained thermos fill it with warm water mixed with 1/4cup vinegar, add some uncooked rice, close, shake well, rinse well and let it air dry. You can alternatively soak it in a detergent like omo.
12. To clean a stained electric kettle boil water with a pinch of citric acid in it.
13. To prevent a candle from melting so fast, sprinkle a pinch of salt over it.
14. If you put too much salt in your food add a raw potato or two in it and let it cook for a while, it absorbs the salt. You can then throw the potato away.
15. When boiling beans put a full carrot inside, it helps reduce gas. After the beans have boiled throw the carrot away.
16. If u have itchy athletes foot apply toothpaste overnight for a few days, and the problem will be solved.
17. To clean stained and dirty tiles buy a solution called " cerrazo" available in supermarkets or hardware. It does wonders.
18. For colicky babies boil a tablespoon of cinnamon with 1 cup of water ,let it boil then store the concoction. Every time the baby is over whelmed, warm the concoction the give baby 5ml, works like a charm!!!
19. For dandruff, apply freshly squeezed lemon juice on scalp wait for at least 30minutes then squeeze 1 more lemon and mix in warm water then use the solution to rinse the hair and scalp. Apply your usual hair oil the next day. 
20. Dawa ya mende (cockroaches), dawa ya mende !! Mix bicarbonate soda with sugar and hide in all the
places where mendes hide .NB: Ensure there is not a single drop of water anywhere accessible. You will never have mende ever!
21. Kuuua panya (Killing rats)...Take cement and mix it with food e.g. flour. Make sure there is no water
accessible to the rats.
22. If your rice burnt while cooking, put a slice of white bread cover it for 2 minutes then remove
and throw away the bread. The rice will not taste burnt. NB: Bread really works but of course make sure you do not touch the burnt bit when putting the rice in the serving bowl.
23. Use acetone to remove super glue stain.
24. To get rid of hangover. Kunywa mayai mbichi. (drink raw egg)
25. To soften your feet soak them in vinegar and warm water then use a pumice stone to scrub and you have
feet as soft as a baby’s bum.
26. When cooking liver soak it in milk for 30 minutes then cook. It makes it yummy plus detoxifies the liver. You fry and then when almost ready add some milk (not the milk you used to soak it) and let it boil as u stir. This makes the liver yummy.
27. Vinegar is a must have in the house. To remove bad smell in a room put vinegar in a bowl and leave it overnight or sprinkle some vinegar on the carpet it will make it smell fresh,.
28. Unclog your drains by pouring baking soda in it followed by a kettle of hot water."

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