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| Original range rover and a fake yellow |
The Chinese are in Kenya and Africa for Economic reasons, Money and not as tourists. Even the few that camouflage as tourits carry several watches to hawk along River road or Pirates beach in Mombasa. The average China Man believes that Money can buy you anything in this world. From Love, a Bigger Dick, wide open eyes, an American height, an Elephant , a Lion from Maasai Mara, Lake Victoria etc. They work and work till death do them part to package a little more Money.
Chinese are overly ambitious it doesn't matter whether they make it fake or real , The are perchance the originators of fake it until you make it. Chinese don't sleep, if they have to, they either sleep walk or 'sleep work', they seek to strike the right gold mine or perhaps for the most fertile farms to Plough, and the best manure to apply to strike a bumper yield. A few years back the Kenyan market was Overly filled with fake China phones, those phones that can be mistaken for public address system 'Ahuja' with lights all over like those Githurai Nazigi Buses, Their vibratiion were louder than two tractors combined, in an Eldoret maize farm. The government efforts to flush the phones out remains futile because they are back with a bang ! The brothers from central Kenya assist them real hard to make them business flourish here in Kenya. A visit at the Nairobi backstreets reveals so. Chinese are hardworking never relenting. The phones are back albeit in a digital form, they have what I call a 'PUNCH SCREEN' not 'Touch Screen'. I remember my elder brother struggling to key in some figures on it, You 'Punch' on '1' it instead it displays '9', when you 'Punch' Backspace it displays '0' on the screen. when he finally quit using the phone he had blisters on the fingers. These phones come in latest models including SaVsung S6, Iphone 6Z, Bird, Itel and Tech-no etc these phones goes for Less than 10k with a warranty of 24hours or 1 day whichever is greater. Lest we forget Chinese have their own version of Luxurious Range Rover .
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| Chinese woman preparing A DOG MEAL |
The Chinese eat a range of things from healthy to wealthy. A big number of Chinese are vegetarians with big suppressed appetites for anything meat, they may not know what 'Ugali' is but perhaps have it equivalence, I simply cant believe that they don't have its equivalence even a fake one. There is this lot of food that is wealthy, Wealthy with Mucus(snails,turtles, tortoise) and those wealthy with Poison (snakes, dogs, cats and bats etc )The Chinese man loves to fight to the verge of death. The China man is swift can fight anything, He can fight fellow human, his Ego, ghosts, trees , tigers and with things that don't even exist like 'World War Zero', the Kungfu style.
The China writes and talks what only those of his kind can read and reply to. I am tempted to think the scribes were perhaps written by the Chinese, am tempted to think so because the average man in those days was so lazy to read and write, all they knew was to seduce women. It has since become so hard for chinese to speak good English as the say it is so hard to teach an old dog new Tricks.
On a lighter note Chinese nationals should hold a demonstration to help Kenyans fight the spate of Elephant and Rhino poaching in Kenya by their fellows , that have been the order of the day, the Rhino horns and Elephant tusks end up in China. Someone tell the Chinese that those horns are not plastics we know you need more plastics to make more ''Luxurious plastic cars'' Neither will they replace them to assist you deal with Excess carbon emissions you suffer from.
