How I busted Con men In Nairobi streets, My Narrow Escape.

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Today morning 6:58 am being the Thursday 11/12/2012 could have possibly turned out to be the worst day ever of my life in these streets of Nairobi. I had just driven my neighbors car from the estate to a parking lot along Kenyatta Avenue then picked up my laptop bag and handed the Keys to her and walked towards my campus just across the streets  ; The University of Nairobi, as I was to some exams later on in the day.

Just seconds  away from the campus grounds on the University way via Koinange street, two men whom I suspect were trailing me from Kenyatta Avenue, abruptly stopped by my side as if waiting for the oncoming vehicles to pass. As we crossed over, one of them, a middle aged man dropped something that looked like bundled cash in an envelop with a rubber band nicely tied around it with a green cash deposit slip attached to it on the highway barrier. I instinctively decided to shout at him to get back and pick it up, while still shouting, the other partner promptly approached me and picked it up swiftly.

The middle aged man had dashed from the scene so fast as if chasing to be the first to deposit cash at the bank as we always do, the bank is just meters away, opposite Central police station. My efforts to call him back bore no fruit. While still figuring out my next move the partner who was at the time holding the 'cash' suggested that we split the 'cash' somewhere away from the public glare. All this time I perceived him as any other pedestrian passerby whom our meeting with was just coincidental.

I refuted the idea of sharing the loot and asked him to hand over the money to me ; I wanted to chase man to hand over the the money to him as I thought he was heading to the bank which was so close to where we were. He resisted the move and begged to stay with the money and even offered me the largest share if I wanted part of it. The man was looking so pale and malnourished, I figured out that he could be on those underpaid workers at the construction sites in Westlands. I told him to go because I was not interested and I was at the campus gate already and I could do not do anything more to rescue the cash.

The man refused to go and instead suggested that I take a portion just to be sure I was not tricking him or going to implicate him if anything happened  later on. He suggested that we head to a nearby hotel as that would be away  from the public glare. I noticed the insincerity in the man when as he strangely tried to remove a handkerchief which I now believe might have hard sleep inducing drugs because it was a cold morning, and the sweat were non-existent . I asked him to get in the campus so that he could buy me a cup of coffee, he refused claiming he lacked student I.D, I explained to him that he needed no Id, but it fell on deaf ears. I got angry and grabbed the man by his collar and ordered him to hand over the money to me. As soon I did that, I noticed his phone ringing and from a far I could see his accomplice standing. He handed over the envelop and when I opened the it there were a pack of Newspaper cuttings inside. The man slipped and ran away towards the round about while the accomplice dashed towards Globe round about .

I know these cons change day and night but Please warn a brother or a sister you don't have to share the post but warn someone.I just thank God for that narrow escape from the con men my laptop and my phones would have been history by now . My lady Friend suffered the loss of her Laptop a few months when she was drugged by this cons.

My Notable Little passion for the Chinese and their Africa invasion, in Kenya. Part 2

The Chinese can be the dumbest guys if they think they can read Bible leafs to us then colonize these black continent like the white men did years back. Every time I see posters spread across the streets of Nairobi and the billboards across the country advertising a Chinese led christian crusade, I ask myself so many questions. How genuine are these Chinese led summons and how relevant are they to the Kenyan population? Are these not a bunch of poverty stricken Chinese from the remote villages in Hawaii or Shanghai trying hard to make a living in the black continent? Have Africans run short of preachers while the Chinese overflow with the Preachers hence the 'donation'? The china men are cunning and ambitious but colonizing Africa would be a white elephant dream. Chinese men must realize that the white house in America today is inhabited by a black man whose dad was once a colonial subject.

Even as the investigation as to what the 77 Chinese nationals were doing in a Runda house with sophisticated communication gadgets, our 'digital' government must realize that Cyber attack is real and no amounts of PR which restore normalcy if nothing is done early to avert such. How could the radio signals go undetected for so such a long time? My Instinct tells me that the Chinese government are increasingly installing spies across Africa and due to our weak cyber security in conjunction with our callous politicians and government officials, these Chinese men have access to too much critical information about us putting us to serious risks ; from financial to security risk. What if these  money hungry China men trade our information to the Terrorists, will that not Jeopardize our efforts to secure the nation.

It is time that our Kenyan government stopped going to bed with the Chinese government and start to act swiftly to avert any risks or threats these foreigners pose to Us. We must also stop spoon-feeding these men and women in our land. I spotted a China supervising some Kenyan men 'maintaining' the Thika-Superhighway. Are Kenyans Citizens so dump that the government cannot entrust them with a role of supervising the Slashing or to Lawn grass, weed flowers and removal of sand deposits on the highways to a point that such a task is entrusted to some China man to watch over and paid out a hefty paycheck at the expense of Jobless Kenyans struggling to put a meal on their table. Is that what we get from friendly partners who are willing to work with us Mr President ?

Another sickening incidence was Installation of Cameras along the major streets of Nairobi, the contract was awarded to some Chinese company, to date the Cameras are as dead as ever and once in a while you will spot Chinese men climbing up on them to 'repair' them. How do you even repair what is not being used in the first place ? I don't want to imagine the huge payouts these men get for such a 'tedious hard work' at the end of the month. There are jobless graduates from our local universities who can handle such tasks and the government of Kenya must act now and stop going to bed with these Foreigners.

Let the Chinese handle what we can't handle for now like manufacturing the Fake-cloned electronics, phones radios , television, vehicles, tall fake buildings and roads. These Chinese nationals must be closely watched by the government of Kenya, We cant help you sought out your poverty and joblessness at a time when a young nation like Kenya is struggling with such issues too. You must not pretend to be preaching roasting maize and hawking and the above mentioned tasks in peace. Your time is up.

A voice from Nairobi ...

Steps on how to verify PayPal in Kenya Using Equity bank account

What is PayPal ?

It is an online payment service that was founded in 1998 and was later on in 2002 purchased by eBay, It is available in 203 countries across the world. PayPal lets you purchase items online, send and receive money online 24/7. PayPal lets you send money to an mail account. It allows you to send unlimited amounts of cash when you get verified. Transaction is done in over 24 currencies.It is available in Kenya too.

Step 1 . Create a PayPal account.
To create a PayPal account, you will have to sign up on paypal.com  or direct link Paypal sign up for free. Key in your details as they appear on your national Identity card. *Keep details and use them to fill in the bank details form which you will fill from the Visa card given from equity bank*.

Step 2. Get an equity bank Visa Card.
Visit equity bank and open an account which is free. NB *The details you enter on the Application Form must be the same as those in the PayPal account including the email and the street address*. Then apply for an ATM Immediately thereafter, which costs you ksh 660 and will take approximately 5 minutes to be ready. You will need to deposit about ksh 300 or above  $1.95 USD as this will be used by PayPal to verify your account and you will be refunded afterwards in your PayPal account after verification.  *You will need an ATM card because there is a security code and card Number that you will be asked to provide*

Step 3. Link you card to PayPal account . 
On your PayPal account home page Click on profile and then add the details as they are in the equity account application Form. Then confirm the details. Once you confirm the details a code will be sent into your bank account statements, which you can access for free by simply going to the bank statement/balance inquiry counter and requesting to be provided with the code after a period of about 15mins to 3 days. You can check Mini statements from an Equity account ATM near you to see if there is a Unique code attached in the statements. It appears as PP*1234*CODE it may not feature fully you may only view 3 digits. Proceed  to the bank to get the 4 digit code as stated above. 

Step 4. Verify your account. 
On the home page there is a Verify link which will ask you to provide the 4 digit Code. Once you provide the code you got from the bank. You will instantly be verified with PayPal and you will be able use the services , sending and receiving unlimited amounts of money.

Bye, If you find the Information helpful please let me know.

Suspected thugs Shot dead in Nairobi Kimathi Street

Two suspected gangsters were on Thursday morning shot dead by police along Kimathi street opposite equity bank. They were suspected to be targeting a Forex bureau which was adjacent to where the gangsters were shot. The other two gangsters who were part of the crew escaped from the crime on foot without a trace and the police are on their pursuit.

There has been a relatively calm in sanity in the city as  less gun drama has been witnessed in a few months months. With the Decembers festive there is relatively high crime incidences and it is advisable for to watchful in the city as you go about your business.

Raila under pressure to replace the Late Senator Kajwang'

Just a few days after the burial of the late Senator Otieno  Kajwang' the succession is slowly heating as to who will be best suited to replace the late senator. With no official communication from the Party on the elections, CORD leaders led by Odinga's strong holds' Member of Parliament representing Kibra Constituency Kennedy Okoth via his Twitter handle, he posted "My first choice for Homa Bay Senator is the Rt. Hon Raila Amolo Odinga. There comes a time ; the time is now " His sentiments were echoed by Nyatike Mp Anyanga otieno when he held a press briefing in Nairobi.

Some of the leaders who supported the move said that his vast experience as political leader is much needed in the Kenya political arena since he has served in the government for along time and he delivered his promises to the people and it would be a honorable thing to do adding to the fact that the Late Kajwang' was one of Raila's closest allies

However a section of the supporters did not support the move claiming that Raila is best set to serve at his capacity as the defacto opposition Leader rather than as just a mere senator with some claiming that Odinga hails from Siaya County and must not indulge in politics of Homa Bay county where the Late senator was representing at the time of his death.
Consultations are on going within the party as to who will best represent Homa Bay county after the demise of their senator.

A hillarious failed Woman stripping attempt at a bus stop in Nairobi

Few days after a spate of attacks on Kenyan women by rogue men, who shamelessly stripped the women naked in public places leaving them with the worst form of mental torture and the government coming out to condemn such barbaric acts, the new developments with grant women with something to smile about and a lesson to the rogue men to wine about that Karma is a bitch.

About 10 men are in police custody including a police office who was accused with attempt to strip as school girl in pretense of in-descendent dressing. There are 241 buses plying the Githurai route that have been grounded after one of the Sacco buses was allegedly involved in the stripping of a woman wi
th the Men even threatening to insert a bottle on the woman private parts.

On Tuesday evening a drunk Tout tried to strip a woman and it ended tragically as the woman whom he had approached sprayed large concentrated amounts of paper spray on his eyes forcing him to flee into the corridors while wailing at the top of his voice. There was little help coming as most of the crew were engaged due to the fact that it was a rush hour and they were busy picking passengers. I took the efforts of a friend who works as a loader ''Mkokoteni guy' who rushed him to a nearby hospital.

This might just spell the solution to stripping as the president says the security begins with you. So ladies why don't you just carry a paper spray or two and just walk as  you wish the #MYDRESSMYCHOICE way. Maybe lessons would have been learnt at the end of the day and the preservative primitive men driven out of the towns back to the village.

My Notable Little passion for the Chinese and their Africa invasion, in Kenya. Part 1

Original range rover and  a fake yellow

Some history accounts has it that the Chinese nationals might have been in Africa by mid 1415 at the Kenyan Coast in Lamu. It is said that their ship capsized at the shore of Indian ocean and unluckily a few Managed to swim to the shores and later on married off the Locals at the Kenya's beach. Technically some Chinese was able to able to speak fluent swahili before any opulent human being  who hails from Nyanza region could to learn or even utter a disjointed Swahili sentence.Their main aim was perhaps to colonize Us, They failed and perhaps are it it again through the back door.

The Chinese are in Kenya and Africa for Economic reasons, Money and not as tourists. Even the few that camouflage as tourits carry several watches to hawk along River road or Pirates beach in Mombasa. The average China Man believes that Money can buy you anything in this world. From Love, a Bigger Dick, wide open eyes, an American height, an Elephant , a Lion from Maasai Mara, Lake Victoria etc. They work and work till death do them part to package a little more Money.

Chinese are overly ambitious it doesn't matter whether they make it fake or real , The are perchance the originators of fake it until you make it. Chinese don't sleep, if they have to, they either sleep walk or 'sleep work', they seek to strike the right gold mine or perhaps for the most fertile farms to Plough, and the best manure to apply to strike a bumper yield. A few years back the Kenyan market was Overly filled with fake China phones, those phones that can be mistaken for public address system 'Ahuja' with lights all over like those Githurai Nazigi Buses, Their vibratiion were louder than two tractors combined, in an Eldoret maize farm. The government efforts to flush the phones out remains futile because they are back with a bang ! The brothers from central Kenya assist them real hard to make them business flourish here in Kenya. A visit at the Nairobi backstreets reveals so.  Chinese are hardworking never relenting. The phones are back albeit in a digital form, they have what I call a 'PUNCH SCREEN' not 'Touch Screen'. I remember my elder brother struggling to key in some figures on it, You 'Punch' on '1' it instead it displays '9', when you 'Punch' Backspace it displays '0' on the screen. when he finally quit using the phone he had blisters on the fingers. These phones come in latest models including SaVsung S6, Iphone 6Z, Bird, Itel and Tech-no etc these phones goes for Less than 10k with a warranty of 24hours or 1 day whichever is greater. Lest we forget Chinese have their own version of Luxurious Range Rover .

Chinese woman preparing A DOG MEAL

The Chinese eat a range of things from healthy to wealthy. A big number of Chinese are vegetarians with big suppressed appetites for anything meat, they may not know what 'Ugali' is but perhaps have it equivalence, I simply cant believe that they don't have its equivalence even a fake one. There is this lot of food that is wealthy, Wealthy with Mucus(snails,turtles, tortoise) and those wealthy with Poison (snakes, dogs, cats and bats etc )

The Chinese man loves to fight to the verge of death. The China man is swift can fight anything, He can fight fellow human, his Ego, ghosts, trees , tigers and with things that don't even exist like 'World War Zero', the Kungfu style.

The China writes and talks what only those of his kind can read and reply to. I am tempted to think the scribes were perhaps written by the Chinese, am tempted to think so because the average man in those days was so lazy to read and write, all they knew was to seduce women.  It has since become so hard for chinese to speak good English as the say it is so hard to teach an old dog new Tricks.

On a lighter note Chinese nationals should hold a demonstration to help Kenyans fight the spate of Elephant and Rhino poaching in Kenya by their fellows , that have been the order of the day, the Rhino horns and Elephant tusks end up in China. Someone tell the Chinese that those horns are not plastics we know you need more plastics to make more ''Luxurious plastic cars'' Neither will they replace them to assist you deal with Excess carbon emissions you suffer from.

The Intresting CV of Joseph Kasaine Ole Nkaissery the Kenya's New Cabinet Secretary

Joseph Kasaine Ole Nkaissery

The man Joseph Kasaine Ole Nkaissery was born on the 28th November of 1949, 14 years before independence. Nkaissery hails from the Maasai community, he was born in Kajiado Constituency, Kenya which he later represented as a member of Parliament from 2002 to present under the KANUOrange Democratic Party , Coalition Of Reforms and Democracy respectively.

Nkaissery went to Ilbisil Primary School before joining Olkejuado High School in 1967. He latter joined Kenyatta University for his degree studies1971.  He however abandoned his studies at Kenyatta University  and joined the Armed Forces Training College in Lanet where he got Military studies from 1972 to 1984. In 1985 Nkaissery joined Defense Staff College , Military Academy in Dehra Dun, India upto Late 1986.

In 1996 he went to the  Kennedy School Havard University in USA for leadership and development Course and later from 1967 to United States Army College, USA for Post graduate Diploma, strategic Leadership and Management.

Nkaissery served in the Kenya Defence Forces in various capacities ; Commandant  Battalion,  Second in Command, Combat Instructor, GOC Western Deputy Commandant/Chief Instructor-brigade,  Commander Chief of Personnel ,Military Assistant to the Chief of General Staff, until he retired at the position of a Major General 1973 to 2002 when he joined politics. In 2003 he vied for the Member of Parliament of Kajiado Central under KANU ticket and won. In 2007 he vied on ODM ticket won and in also 2013 under the CORD Coalition. Nkaissery served as an Assistant Minister in the Ministry of Defense in the coalition government between 2007 to 2013.

The legislator has been appointed to serve in the position of the Country's Cabinet Secretary for Interior and Coordination of National Government, today 02/12/2014 by the president of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta. He has been very vocal on matters Maasai community and he even differed with his party over Nyumba Kumi initiative which was brought to help fight the rampant in the country. His appointment comes hours after 36 people were Killed in fresh attacks in Mandera, Weeks after a similar attack was carried inside on a bus headed for Nairobi from Mandera where 30 Kenyans were Killed by suspected Alshaabab Militants.