How I busted Con men In Nairobi streets, My Narrow Escape.

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Today morning 6:58 am being the Thursday 11/12/2012 could have possibly turned out to be the worst day ever of my life in these streets of Nairobi. I had just driven my neighbors car from the estate to a parking lot along Kenyatta Avenue then picked up my laptop bag and handed the Keys to her and walked towards my campus just across the streets  ; The University of Nairobi, as I was to some exams later on in the day.

Just seconds  away from the campus grounds on the University way via Koinange street, two men whom I suspect were trailing me from Kenyatta Avenue, abruptly stopped by my side as if waiting for the oncoming vehicles to pass. As we crossed over, one of them, a middle aged man dropped something that looked like bundled cash in an envelop with a rubber band nicely tied around it with a green cash deposit slip attached to it on the highway barrier. I instinctively decided to shout at him to get back and pick it up, while still shouting, the other partner promptly approached me and picked it up swiftly.

The middle aged man had dashed from the scene so fast as if chasing to be the first to deposit cash at the bank as we always do, the bank is just meters away, opposite Central police station. My efforts to call him back bore no fruit. While still figuring out my next move the partner who was at the time holding the 'cash' suggested that we split the 'cash' somewhere away from the public glare. All this time I perceived him as any other pedestrian passerby whom our meeting with was just coincidental.

I refuted the idea of sharing the loot and asked him to hand over the money to me ; I wanted to chase man to hand over the the money to him as I thought he was heading to the bank which was so close to where we were. He resisted the move and begged to stay with the money and even offered me the largest share if I wanted part of it. The man was looking so pale and malnourished, I figured out that he could be on those underpaid workers at the construction sites in Westlands. I told him to go because I was not interested and I was at the campus gate already and I could do not do anything more to rescue the cash.

The man refused to go and instead suggested that I take a portion just to be sure I was not tricking him or going to implicate him if anything happened  later on. He suggested that we head to a nearby hotel as that would be away  from the public glare. I noticed the insincerity in the man when as he strangely tried to remove a handkerchief which I now believe might have hard sleep inducing drugs because it was a cold morning, and the sweat were non-existent . I asked him to get in the campus so that he could buy me a cup of coffee, he refused claiming he lacked student I.D, I explained to him that he needed no Id, but it fell on deaf ears. I got angry and grabbed the man by his collar and ordered him to hand over the money to me. As soon I did that, I noticed his phone ringing and from a far I could see his accomplice standing. He handed over the envelop and when I opened the it there were a pack of Newspaper cuttings inside. The man slipped and ran away towards the round about while the accomplice dashed towards Globe round about .

I know these cons change day and night but Please warn a brother or a sister you don't have to share the post but warn someone.I just thank God for that narrow escape from the con men my laptop and my phones would have been history by now . My lady Friend suffered the loss of her Laptop a few months when she was drugged by this cons.

My Notable Little passion for the Chinese and their Africa invasion, in Kenya. Part 2

The Chinese can be the dumbest guys if they think they can read Bible leafs to us then colonize these black continent like the white men did years back. Every time I see posters spread across the streets of Nairobi and the billboards across the country advertising a Chinese led christian crusade, I ask myself so many questions. How genuine are these Chinese led summons and how relevant are they to the Kenyan population? Are these not a bunch of poverty stricken Chinese from the remote villages in Hawaii or Shanghai trying hard to make a living in the black continent? Have Africans run short of preachers while the Chinese overflow with the Preachers hence the 'donation'? The china men are cunning and ambitious but colonizing Africa would be a white elephant dream. Chinese men must realize that the white house in America today is inhabited by a black man whose dad was once a colonial subject.

Even as the investigation as to what the 77 Chinese nationals were doing in a Runda house with sophisticated communication gadgets, our 'digital' government must realize that Cyber attack is real and no amounts of PR which restore normalcy if nothing is done early to avert such. How could the radio signals go undetected for so such a long time? My Instinct tells me that the Chinese government are increasingly installing spies across Africa and due to our weak cyber security in conjunction with our callous politicians and government officials, these Chinese men have access to too much critical information about us putting us to serious risks ; from financial to security risk. What if these  money hungry China men trade our information to the Terrorists, will that not Jeopardize our efforts to secure the nation.

It is time that our Kenyan government stopped going to bed with the Chinese government and start to act swiftly to avert any risks or threats these foreigners pose to Us. We must also stop spoon-feeding these men and women in our land. I spotted a China supervising some Kenyan men 'maintaining' the Thika-Superhighway. Are Kenyans Citizens so dump that the government cannot entrust them with a role of supervising the Slashing or to Lawn grass, weed flowers and removal of sand deposits on the highways to a point that such a task is entrusted to some China man to watch over and paid out a hefty paycheck at the expense of Jobless Kenyans struggling to put a meal on their table. Is that what we get from friendly partners who are willing to work with us Mr President ?

Another sickening incidence was Installation of Cameras along the major streets of Nairobi, the contract was awarded to some Chinese company, to date the Cameras are as dead as ever and once in a while you will spot Chinese men climbing up on them to 'repair' them. How do you even repair what is not being used in the first place ? I don't want to imagine the huge payouts these men get for such a 'tedious hard work' at the end of the month. There are jobless graduates from our local universities who can handle such tasks and the government of Kenya must act now and stop going to bed with these Foreigners.

Let the Chinese handle what we can't handle for now like manufacturing the Fake-cloned electronics, phones radios , television, vehicles, tall fake buildings and roads. These Chinese nationals must be closely watched by the government of Kenya, We cant help you sought out your poverty and joblessness at a time when a young nation like Kenya is struggling with such issues too. You must not pretend to be preaching roasting maize and hawking and the above mentioned tasks in peace. Your time is up.

A voice from Nairobi ...

Steps on how to verify PayPal in Kenya Using Equity bank account

What is PayPal ?

It is an online payment service that was founded in 1998 and was later on in 2002 purchased by eBay, It is available in 203 countries across the world. PayPal lets you purchase items online, send and receive money online 24/7. PayPal lets you send money to an mail account. It allows you to send unlimited amounts of cash when you get verified. Transaction is done in over 24 currencies.It is available in Kenya too.

Step 1 . Create a PayPal account.
To create a PayPal account, you will have to sign up on paypal.com  or direct link Paypal sign up for free. Key in your details as they appear on your national Identity card. *Keep details and use them to fill in the bank details form which you will fill from the Visa card given from equity bank*.

Step 2. Get an equity bank Visa Card.
Visit equity bank and open an account which is free. NB *The details you enter on the Application Form must be the same as those in the PayPal account including the email and the street address*. Then apply for an ATM Immediately thereafter, which costs you ksh 660 and will take approximately 5 minutes to be ready. You will need to deposit about ksh 300 or above  $1.95 USD as this will be used by PayPal to verify your account and you will be refunded afterwards in your PayPal account after verification.  *You will need an ATM card because there is a security code and card Number that you will be asked to provide*

Step 3. Link you card to PayPal account . 
On your PayPal account home page Click on profile and then add the details as they are in the equity account application Form. Then confirm the details. Once you confirm the details a code will be sent into your bank account statements, which you can access for free by simply going to the bank statement/balance inquiry counter and requesting to be provided with the code after a period of about 15mins to 3 days. You can check Mini statements from an Equity account ATM near you to see if there is a Unique code attached in the statements. It appears as PP*1234*CODE it may not feature fully you may only view 3 digits. Proceed  to the bank to get the 4 digit code as stated above. 

Step 4. Verify your account. 
On the home page there is a Verify link which will ask you to provide the 4 digit Code. Once you provide the code you got from the bank. You will instantly be verified with PayPal and you will be able use the services , sending and receiving unlimited amounts of money.

Bye, If you find the Information helpful please let me know.

Suspected thugs Shot dead in Nairobi Kimathi Street

Two suspected gangsters were on Thursday morning shot dead by police along Kimathi street opposite equity bank. They were suspected to be targeting a Forex bureau which was adjacent to where the gangsters were shot. The other two gangsters who were part of the crew escaped from the crime on foot without a trace and the police are on their pursuit.

There has been a relatively calm in sanity in the city as  less gun drama has been witnessed in a few months months. With the Decembers festive there is relatively high crime incidences and it is advisable for to watchful in the city as you go about your business.

Raila under pressure to replace the Late Senator Kajwang'

Just a few days after the burial of the late Senator Otieno  Kajwang' the succession is slowly heating as to who will be best suited to replace the late senator. With no official communication from the Party on the elections, CORD leaders led by Odinga's strong holds' Member of Parliament representing Kibra Constituency Kennedy Okoth via his Twitter handle, he posted "My first choice for Homa Bay Senator is the Rt. Hon Raila Amolo Odinga. There comes a time ; the time is now " His sentiments were echoed by Nyatike Mp Anyanga otieno when he held a press briefing in Nairobi.

Some of the leaders who supported the move said that his vast experience as political leader is much needed in the Kenya political arena since he has served in the government for along time and he delivered his promises to the people and it would be a honorable thing to do adding to the fact that the Late Kajwang' was one of Raila's closest allies

However a section of the supporters did not support the move claiming that Raila is best set to serve at his capacity as the defacto opposition Leader rather than as just a mere senator with some claiming that Odinga hails from Siaya County and must not indulge in politics of Homa Bay county where the Late senator was representing at the time of his death.
Consultations are on going within the party as to who will best represent Homa Bay county after the demise of their senator.

A hillarious failed Woman stripping attempt at a bus stop in Nairobi

Few days after a spate of attacks on Kenyan women by rogue men, who shamelessly stripped the women naked in public places leaving them with the worst form of mental torture and the government coming out to condemn such barbaric acts, the new developments with grant women with something to smile about and a lesson to the rogue men to wine about that Karma is a bitch.

About 10 men are in police custody including a police office who was accused with attempt to strip as school girl in pretense of in-descendent dressing. There are 241 buses plying the Githurai route that have been grounded after one of the Sacco buses was allegedly involved in the stripping of a woman wi
th the Men even threatening to insert a bottle on the woman private parts.

On Tuesday evening a drunk Tout tried to strip a woman and it ended tragically as the woman whom he had approached sprayed large concentrated amounts of paper spray on his eyes forcing him to flee into the corridors while wailing at the top of his voice. There was little help coming as most of the crew were engaged due to the fact that it was a rush hour and they were busy picking passengers. I took the efforts of a friend who works as a loader ''Mkokoteni guy' who rushed him to a nearby hospital.

This might just spell the solution to stripping as the president says the security begins with you. So ladies why don't you just carry a paper spray or two and just walk as  you wish the #MYDRESSMYCHOICE way. Maybe lessons would have been learnt at the end of the day and the preservative primitive men driven out of the towns back to the village.

My Notable Little passion for the Chinese and their Africa invasion, in Kenya. Part 1

Original range rover and  a fake yellow

Some history accounts has it that the Chinese nationals might have been in Africa by mid 1415 at the Kenyan Coast in Lamu. It is said that their ship capsized at the shore of Indian ocean and unluckily a few Managed to swim to the shores and later on married off the Locals at the Kenya's beach. Technically some Chinese was able to able to speak fluent swahili before any opulent human being  who hails from Nyanza region could to learn or even utter a disjointed Swahili sentence.Their main aim was perhaps to colonize Us, They failed and perhaps are it it again through the back door.

The Chinese are in Kenya and Africa for Economic reasons, Money and not as tourists. Even the few that camouflage as tourits carry several watches to hawk along River road or Pirates beach in Mombasa. The average China Man believes that Money can buy you anything in this world. From Love, a Bigger Dick, wide open eyes, an American height, an Elephant , a Lion from Maasai Mara, Lake Victoria etc. They work and work till death do them part to package a little more Money.

Chinese are overly ambitious it doesn't matter whether they make it fake or real , The are perchance the originators of fake it until you make it. Chinese don't sleep, if they have to, they either sleep walk or 'sleep work', they seek to strike the right gold mine or perhaps for the most fertile farms to Plough, and the best manure to apply to strike a bumper yield. A few years back the Kenyan market was Overly filled with fake China phones, those phones that can be mistaken for public address system 'Ahuja' with lights all over like those Githurai Nazigi Buses, Their vibratiion were louder than two tractors combined, in an Eldoret maize farm. The government efforts to flush the phones out remains futile because they are back with a bang ! The brothers from central Kenya assist them real hard to make them business flourish here in Kenya. A visit at the Nairobi backstreets reveals so.  Chinese are hardworking never relenting. The phones are back albeit in a digital form, they have what I call a 'PUNCH SCREEN' not 'Touch Screen'. I remember my elder brother struggling to key in some figures on it, You 'Punch' on '1' it instead it displays '9', when you 'Punch' Backspace it displays '0' on the screen. when he finally quit using the phone he had blisters on the fingers. These phones come in latest models including SaVsung S6, Iphone 6Z, Bird, Itel and Tech-no etc these phones goes for Less than 10k with a warranty of 24hours or 1 day whichever is greater. Lest we forget Chinese have their own version of Luxurious Range Rover .

Chinese woman preparing A DOG MEAL

The Chinese eat a range of things from healthy to wealthy. A big number of Chinese are vegetarians with big suppressed appetites for anything meat, they may not know what 'Ugali' is but perhaps have it equivalence, I simply cant believe that they don't have its equivalence even a fake one. There is this lot of food that is wealthy, Wealthy with Mucus(snails,turtles, tortoise) and those wealthy with Poison (snakes, dogs, cats and bats etc )

The Chinese man loves to fight to the verge of death. The China man is swift can fight anything, He can fight fellow human, his Ego, ghosts, trees , tigers and with things that don't even exist like 'World War Zero', the Kungfu style.

The China writes and talks what only those of his kind can read and reply to. I am tempted to think the scribes were perhaps written by the Chinese, am tempted to think so because the average man in those days was so lazy to read and write, all they knew was to seduce women.  It has since become so hard for chinese to speak good English as the say it is so hard to teach an old dog new Tricks.

On a lighter note Chinese nationals should hold a demonstration to help Kenyans fight the spate of Elephant and Rhino poaching in Kenya by their fellows , that have been the order of the day, the Rhino horns and Elephant tusks end up in China. Someone tell the Chinese that those horns are not plastics we know you need more plastics to make more ''Luxurious plastic cars'' Neither will they replace them to assist you deal with Excess carbon emissions you suffer from.

The Intresting CV of Joseph Kasaine Ole Nkaissery the Kenya's New Cabinet Secretary

Joseph Kasaine Ole Nkaissery

The man Joseph Kasaine Ole Nkaissery was born on the 28th November of 1949, 14 years before independence. Nkaissery hails from the Maasai community, he was born in Kajiado Constituency, Kenya which he later represented as a member of Parliament from 2002 to present under the KANUOrange Democratic Party , Coalition Of Reforms and Democracy respectively.

Nkaissery went to Ilbisil Primary School before joining Olkejuado High School in 1967. He latter joined Kenyatta University for his degree studies1971.  He however abandoned his studies at Kenyatta University  and joined the Armed Forces Training College in Lanet where he got Military studies from 1972 to 1984. In 1985 Nkaissery joined Defense Staff College , Military Academy in Dehra Dun, India upto Late 1986.

In 1996 he went to the  Kennedy School Havard University in USA for leadership and development Course and later from 1967 to United States Army College, USA for Post graduate Diploma, strategic Leadership and Management.

Nkaissery served in the Kenya Defence Forces in various capacities ; Commandant  Battalion,  Second in Command, Combat Instructor, GOC Western Deputy Commandant/Chief Instructor-brigade,  Commander Chief of Personnel ,Military Assistant to the Chief of General Staff, until he retired at the position of a Major General 1973 to 2002 when he joined politics. In 2003 he vied for the Member of Parliament of Kajiado Central under KANU ticket and won. In 2007 he vied on ODM ticket won and in also 2013 under the CORD Coalition. Nkaissery served as an Assistant Minister in the Ministry of Defense in the coalition government between 2007 to 2013.

The legislator has been appointed to serve in the position of the Country's Cabinet Secretary for Interior and Coordination of National Government, today 02/12/2014 by the president of Kenya Uhuru Kenyatta. He has been very vocal on matters Maasai community and he even differed with his party over Nyumba Kumi initiative which was brought to help fight the rampant in the country. His appointment comes hours after 36 people were Killed in fresh attacks in Mandera, Weeks after a similar attack was carried inside on a bus headed for Nairobi from Mandera where 30 Kenyans were Killed by suspected Alshaabab Militants.

Apologies : shame-raw-full-footage-of-woman.html Video

*The video has been removed due to the sensitive nature and the violence that has been recorded on it. *

Kajwang body arrives in Kisumu Town amidst Tears by the Mamoth Crowd

The Late Kajwang's body has been received in Kisumu by an Emotional mammoth crowd gathered at the Jomo Kenyatta Sports Ground. The body of the late Senator was flown to Kisumu and landed at the Kisumu International Airport. There was a slight halt in activities as the residents stormed into the airport to welcome the Body.

It is not business as usual at the Lake side city as the cuty has to contend with the high number of visitors that have arrived at the town to view the body of the Late Senator. Mourners have come from as far as Kakamega County, Vihiga Count,  Siaya county, Kisii and all around Kisumu county, to pay their last respects to the Late politician.

Business will for the part remain closed as the residents as the hotels in Kisumu record full bookings as there are many people who have come from far and would spend the night in the lake as they wait to take their Journey to the Senators hom county where he will be laid to rest.
#RIPKAJWANG'

The Shocking President UHURU's address on the Rape of a 3 year old girl.

When the President took to the podium after he arrived from Abu Dhabi, where he purportedly went to watch Formula 1 Car races, to give an address on the security situation after 28 Kenyans were Killed by armed Militias while he was away. What he said about the raping of a 3 Year old, probably a Pre-unit Kid or nursery school Kid, left Many people gasping for fresh air to breath. The president was even lucky that he did not make the speech in Migori County, he could have been Nursing wounds from the Smelly shoes thrown on him by an angry parent from the Lake shores.

The president had the audacity to even blame the parents of the raped 3 year who had been molested by an uncle. He said "Are the police in your homes when your Uncles is raping the 3 year old child ? Askari ako hapo ndiyo mseme askari amesabibisha huyo mto anyanyaswe na uncle wake ? ehh ? kulikuwa askari hapo?"  The president surely has lost it with such reckless speeches.

For a parent who knows the pain of a rape ordeal, The Utterance will leave you in furry. The president Must understand that no parent in his right mind would leave her 3 year old child with someone he/she suspects will not feed the child leave alone even slapping her daughter. Rape would be Unimaginable. The president has lost his parental instincts , Can one very fertile Kenyan girl make out with the president and have a baby with him stay around with him when the baby comes out, so that he may understand what parental instinct are? We may need a referendum on this. But the president must think again.

Shared Laughter clips you will replay Forever. !

This what you would want to call talent, some may want to call it Magic , I simply would put it as a mysterious trick. This group of young boys perform this tricks which such ease that will leave you wondering whether you too can be as bearing exquisite abilities.

PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME !!

And away from that clip there is this Panty-less school girl who engages the other in a fight oblivious of her panty-lessness and exposes her everything to her fellow school mates. You will not believe this Fatal incident and you will not wish to be in this young girls predicament.

Happy smiles day ...

Embarassing! Jubilee officials Booed off stage at Kajwang's Final Moments at Uhuru Park

Mourners at Uhuru park

After the requiem mass and a memorial service for the late Senetor Otieno Kajwang', at Maxwell SDA church the Cord Fraternity and family led by Cord leader Raila Odinga, the team held a procession to Uhuru park where the public had an opportunity to share the sorrow and pain with the family. Thousands of people gathered to pay their last respects to leader whom the speakers have described as a gallant soldier, kind and friendly.

However things turned sour when the Master of Ceremony Elizabeth Ongoro, invited a Jubilee representative Kapseret MP Oscar Sudi to give a speech, the Mp was forced to halt his speech as the  mourners objecting his invitation to give a speech
shouted him down and signalling to move off the stage, the public would not take a plea by the Suba Mp John Mbadito calm down and let the Mp speak.

National assembly speaker Justin Muturi

The National assembly speaker Justin Muturi, had his fair share of the booeing as the public would not him speak. It took the efforts of the former Prime Minister Raila Odinga to calm the Mourners down after which he invited the speaker of the National assembly who also introduced the Members of parliament present at the Venue.

The Senate speaker Ekwe Ethuro, had a hard time with the Mourners when he reffered to the CORD leader Raila as the former Prime minister. He was only allowed to continue with his speech after he referred to him as the Prime Minister as the crowd had demanded.

Drama and tension ensued after the Ceremony, when the public demanded that they be allowed to view the body as they had been promised earlier. The driver of the Hearse carrying the body of the late senator sped off from Uhuru park. The body
 of the late senator is to be Air lifted to Kisumu in the afternoon for a similar ceremony.

Drama and Confusion Over witchdoctors utterances on Otieno Kajwang'

A powerful witchdoctor from Homa Bay County has shocked residents of Mbita Constituency by
claiming that the late...Homa Bay Senator, Otieno Kajwang, who passed away on Tuesday night as a result of heart attack, isnot really dead. The witchdoctor, who is said to have come out of a forest in Mbita, chanting and ululating in a strange language that nobody understood, said the gods from Luo Nyanza had not granted Kajwang’s wish to die and therefore he will live again.

 Addressing a huge crowd in the remote Mbita Village, the witchdoctor, who also happens to come from the same Omolo clan as Raila Odinga, told Luos not to despair about the alleged death of Otieno Kajwang because all was well - he will live again. 

He noted that the gods showed him a vision in which Otieno Kajwang was addressing a huge
political rally accompanied by Raila Odinga in which, he sang his famous mapambano
hit song two weeks from now and he can only do so either physically or in spirit. He told the doctors to hold on to their findings about the cause of
Kajwang’s alleged death a little longer because a big surprise that will shock the entire
country is coming.
                               via Hon Cylus Okenyoru

The late Otieno Kajwang Funeral programme Wednesday 26/11/2014 leaked

OTIENO KAJWANG FUNERAL PROGRAM

The final journey for Senator Otieno Kajwang: Wednesday; the body leaves Lee Funeral Home for SDA Central (Maxwell) opposite Integrity Center for prayers then proceeds for interdenominational prayers and public viewing at Uhuru Park.

Thursday; body will be flown to Kisumu early morning and will stop over at Jomo Kenyatta Sports Ground for last salutations and public viewing.
...

The body will then proceed by road to Homa Bay County through Ahero, Katito, Kendu Bay.
There will be a stop over at Homa Bay Stadium in Homa Bay Town for salutations and public viewing by the people of Homa Bay County the Senator served.
From the Stadium the body will proceed to the Senators place of birth in Waondo.
The final ceremonies will take place on Friday November 28, 2014. May we give our beloved hero the last respect on his final journey.

 At least 40 bulls, 100 goats and sheep, 600 hens and tilapia fish worth Sh5 0,000 will be prepared to feed mourners during the funeral of Homa Bay Senator Otieno Kajwang on Friday ~ Burial Committee.

A dying old Kenyan man last Emotional words of wisdom to His son

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON on Marriage
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm- lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face and children. And always remember that you are the priest of your home.
5. My son, if you want to have along life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep asking even when all has been spent.
 6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again. Be home early and spend time with her and the kids
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. Be patient son!
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along. 11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your grannies house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your humble beginnings should not enjoy your wealth
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claims to have equal
rights with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays have made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother once burnt my clothes because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoos, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

Five Key business Ideals For businessmen in Kenya and beyond.

A STORY FOR START UP SMALL BUSINESS FOR KENYANS AND BEYOND        'HUSTLEMOTIVATION'
When I started doing business about six years ago, I made the mistake of over-relying on text book knowledge. Subsequently my first two businesses failed. I however took that as a learning experience and even started writing a book, HUSTLECONOMICS, I mean, something more relevant to the streets. I had already mastered accounting and finance in class, and yet that was not even half way enough.
 
Here is an extract of some of the lessons learnt!
1. Being nice is a luxury that only the rich can afford: This does not mean that you should be rude, it simply means that you should not be nice to the extent that people take advantage. It means you should clearly state what you mean, re-evaluate the situation if it is a lose – win situation, and know when to compromise when a win--win situation is an option. In simpler words, learn to say ‘NO’ when if by saying ‘YES’ you will have lost. 

2. Respect Money: People love money and yet do not respect it. How do you treat someone/
something you respect? Do you waste, misuse, ignore or go throwing it (or that Person) around? No, if you want your money to stick around longer, respect it. Money should give you financial independence and not stress. Eventually, it is those who respect money that have money work for them. Finance experts say, spend less, save more, invest wisely and give generously (in that order). And as my dad always told me, neither a lender, nor a borrower be! A man and his friends, as one story goes, went out to have a drink. His wallet was so much packed with notes that it was hard to fold. He had one of his friends drive over the wallet just to fold it. Once in the pub, his table littered with bottles and nyama choma delivered, he could not wait for water to wash his hands. He took a beer, washed his hands with it, went to his wallet, pulled a few notes and wiped his
hands to the disbelief of his friends. That was a few years ago. I wished this was a fable, but the
teller of the story pointed to me the man in his current delapidated condition. 'That is what happens when you abuse(disrespect) money,' he said. 

3. Invest in people: People are the most powerful of resources. Yes it is true that as per human nature some are bound to stab your back, but there will be twice as many that if you empower, will make you great. It should also follow that if you bet on someone and it does not work out, be the first to kick them out. 

4. Guard your reputation: Reputation is like a big house of
cards, it takes time to build but just one false move and it all comes tumbling down. There was a
research conducted by some social scientists called ‘In trust, we trust,’ and the conclusion will amaze you; REPUTATION WILL BE THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE. So guard your reputation at all costs. Being bad, greedy, corrupt, et al might work for you in the short run, but definitely not in the future. 

5. Love one person, leave the rest: This mostly applies to men, until you realize that the time, the money and the energy you waste on flings is not worthy it, then you will always be on the same rat race path. Instead, make that one person that deserves it be your partner and friend, and there will be no limit as to what you can achieve.

Read the 28 Home simple remedies that will always come in handy Kenyans.

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES.
1. When a phone falls in water...put it in uncooked rice...the rice sucks off the water.
2. When you garment is stained by Biro pen ink,use white Colgate paste or surgical spirit to clear the stain.

3. When iron box is black stained. (kuungua) rub broken chalk or crushed Panadol when the iron box is hot to get rid of the black stains.
4. Hydrogen peroxide has many uses :
• First aid for cuts-it stops the bleeding.
• For septic wounds-it helps stem the infection.
• Mouthwash-mix it with water and you have an antibacterial mouthwash.
• Bleach for whites.
5. Boil lemons and put the water in the fridge to remove the food smell. Putting charcoal on the fridge will also absorb the smell too.
6. Baking soda can help in this ways
• Gets the grime of tiles- scrub sink/ tiles with a baking soda and vinegar paste.
• It is also a face scrub (mix with water and scrub (very good for oily skin).
• It also removes burnt food on pans (soak the pan in a baking soda and water mix for about 15 minutes and the food will come off easily.
• For acid reflux-mix a pinch of baking soda with water and drink.
• If you have run out of toothpaste u could use baking soda paste to clean your teeth
7. If your clothes get stained by chewing gum, rub ice cube on the stained part and it will peel off. Another remedy is pouring paraffin on the gum and it will come off, then wash the cloth.
8. If your clothes get candle wax , cover garment with a newspaper and iron the wax over the newspaper, the wax melts and the newspaper absorbs it. You can also put the garment inside the freezer. The candle wax will freeze and break off.
9. Microwave cleaner-place a glass bowl filled with a solution of 1/4 cup vinegar in 1 cup water
inside, and zap the mixture for five minutes on the highest setting. Once the bowl cools, dip a cloth or sponge into the liquid and use it to wipe away stains and splatters on the interior.
10. If you want to stop a garment from bleeding color, put some white vinegar in the rinse water.
The garment will NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER run color again!!!
11. To clean a stained thermos fill it with warm water mixed with 1/4cup vinegar, add some uncooked rice, close, shake well, rinse well and let it air dry. You can alternatively soak it in a detergent like omo.
12. To clean a stained electric kettle boil water with a pinch of citric acid in it.
13. To prevent a candle from melting so fast, sprinkle a pinch of salt over it.
14. If you put too much salt in your food add a raw potato or two in it and let it cook for a while, it absorbs the salt. You can then throw the potato away.
15. When boiling beans put a full carrot inside, it helps reduce gas. After the beans have boiled throw the carrot away.
16. If u have itchy athletes foot apply toothpaste overnight for a few days, and the problem will be solved.
17. To clean stained and dirty tiles buy a solution called " cerrazo" available in supermarkets or hardware. It does wonders.
18. For colicky babies boil a tablespoon of cinnamon with 1 cup of water ,let it boil then store the concoction. Every time the baby is over whelmed, warm the concoction the give baby 5ml, works like a charm!!!
19. For dandruff, apply freshly squeezed lemon juice on scalp wait for at least 30minutes then squeeze 1 more lemon and mix in warm water then use the solution to rinse the hair and scalp. Apply your usual hair oil the next day. 
20. Dawa ya mende (cockroaches), dawa ya mende !! Mix bicarbonate soda with sugar and hide in all the
places where mendes hide .NB: Ensure there is not a single drop of water anywhere accessible. You will never have mende ever!
21. Kuuua panya (Killing rats)...Take cement and mix it with food e.g. flour. Make sure there is no water
accessible to the rats.
22. If your rice burnt while cooking, put a slice of white bread cover it for 2 minutes then remove
and throw away the bread. The rice will not taste burnt. NB: Bread really works but of course make sure you do not touch the burnt bit when putting the rice in the serving bowl.
23. Use acetone to remove super glue stain.
24. To get rid of hangover. Kunywa mayai mbichi. (drink raw egg)
25. To soften your feet soak them in vinegar and warm water then use a pumice stone to scrub and you have
feet as soft as a baby’s bum.
26. When cooking liver soak it in milk for 30 minutes then cook. It makes it yummy plus detoxifies the liver. You fry and then when almost ready add some milk (not the milk you used to soak it) and let it boil as u stir. This makes the liver yummy.
27. Vinegar is a must have in the house. To remove bad smell in a room put vinegar in a bowl and leave it overnight or sprinkle some vinegar on the carpet it will make it smell fresh,.
28. Unclog your drains by pouring baking soda in it followed by a kettle of hot water."

Hope it helps, share with us on the comment block and  others too !

The Humorous 365 Days Factual joke . A must read !

A worker in an electronic company wanted a Pay Rise, the CEO got furious and this was the response from the CEO. 
Company CEO : A year has 365 days for you to come to work .  Do you realize that  after taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left of the 365 days.

There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work in this company and nobody ever comes to work on those days. So there are only 263 days left. 

You sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so we're left with 141 days. If you fooled around for only 1 Hour a day which you always do, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.

You spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. 

You spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests for promotions take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. 
Taking off approximately 40 days of the national and company holidays, you are only left with 6 days.Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! 
Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday which the company throws you a party and you get an off for the whole day ! So can you state clearly why you must have this Salary increase you are demanding from the company.

Ladies these are 14 RULES ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR MAN

14 RULES ON HOW TO KEEP
YOUR MAN
1. Don't listen to your single girl-friends
2. Compliment your man
3. Don't try to change your man
4. Know what your man likes
5. Curb your jealousy
6. Keep your body right and looking good (this goes for the
men too)
7. Stay fresh (hygiene, no grandma panties lol, get your
eyebrows done, no do-rags)
8. Be spontaneous
9. Don't talk him to death
10. Be sexually open
11. Don't give him a hard time, be supportive
12. Don't force him to do something he doesn't want to do eg sex
13. Don’t listen to rumors
14. Most importantly, Appreciate what he has done/given to u no
matter how little it is

EXCLUSIVE Luo Benga by 'Omena band'

An exclusive most entertaining Luo benga fusion , the best that I have come to listen to over a long a period of time about Omena. The song is about Omena which is very popular with the Luo nation, the Luo population . This one hit that  cuts across all ages the youth and old alike .

The song is a debut song of the Omena band. Omena stands for small fish which is a favorite dish to the Luo's and is a slowly gaining popularity in the whole country as it said to contain omega six which the doctors have recommended for the old and the young generation alike

The small Fish have been Immortalized and been used to act like a human being.
Enjoy the song here -->  http://youtu.be/uwFcVjwUqrY

The song is a master piece, for those craving for a piece of their heritage and are proud of who they are , The Luo, Ujaluo itakuua  
Omena means fingerlings or small fish...
It's simple and beautiful, you have to watch it!
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Kenyans pays tribute to a fallen gallant kenyan Politician

 Kenyans from all corners of the country were enjoined in a national mourning of one of the country's outspoken, gallant and humorous senator Gerald Otieno Kajwang'. Led by the president Uhuru Kenyatta , his deputy William Ruto , Former prime Minister Raila Odinga , former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka , the mourners gathered at the Lee funeral home where the body of the late senator lies.

At his rural villagers began streaming as early as midnight Tuesday to condole with the Family. In the morning the home was a buzz of activities as people kept on streaming from all walks of life. Journalist from various TV and Radio stations had set camp at the home of the senator to stream events as they unfolded to the rest of the people from other parts of the country who could not make it to where the family members were.

The national assembly and the senate adjourned from the afternoon sessions to have leaders pay their special tribute to their fallen colleague. The leaders present were given a chance to pass their condolences as the former Prime minister was invited to attend the special sitting.When the leaders gave an account of their last moments with the Fallen senator.

The president urged  the Kenyans on social media to desist from spewing hate messages and instead let the family and friends of the late senator mourn in peace.

 The politician was famously Known for his Mapambano slogan which was his trademark song for the political rallies he attended. The late politician had just atttended a function before giving his last speech in a senate sitting on Tuesday evening Where he gave a passionate address on issue of security in the country.

Kajwang with Bonny Khalwalwe in at a public rally

The world Pays Last tribute to the Munroe, With his last words to Kenyans

 The prominent motivational speaker and evangelical pastor Myles Munroe Finally brought home but perhaps Kenyans must have the best last moments with Monroe here are his last words to Kenyans. 
 

MUNROE'S LAST WORDS TO KENYANS AND
HUMANITY AT LARGE
I have discovered the wealthiest place on earth.
First, I thought it was the gold mines of Ghana;
I thought it was the diamond mines of south Africa;
I thought it was the silver mines of Peru;
I thought the wealthiest part of the world was the oil
field of Iran, Iraq, Kuwait or Saudi Arabia.
But I discovered the wealthiest part of the world is not too far from your house here in Kenya!
As a matter of fact we pass it everyday! The wealthiest part of the world is in fact the cemetery.Why is it so wealthy?
Because buried in the cemetery are books that were not written
The graveyard is filled with music we've never heard
The graveyard is filled with poetry never read
The cemetery is filled with businesses that never opened
The graveyard is filled with awesome companies that never got started
The cemetery is filled with inventions we have never used
The graveyard is filled with great powerful women who died as prostitutes
The graveyard is filled with awesome men who died as alcoholics and drug addicts! The cemetery is a rich place!
I came to Kenya because i want you to rob the cemetery.
I want you to die EMPTY!!
I want you to die with nothing else left to do.I want you to die because you poured out all your dreams, ideas, visions, books, music, inventions and publications!
Don't die OLD, die EMPTY!
As a matter of fact, one of the greatest statements I have ever heard about dying is this statement, "IT IS FINISHED!"
Three words and the guy who said them was only 33yrs old!
He didn't say 'I am finished', because we do not die, we are eternal spirits.
He said "IT IS FINISHED!" poured out what i came to earth to pour out
My goal in life is to have everyone die empty I want to challenge every Kenyan. Go to the cemetery and disappoint the graveyard. Die like the
apostle Paul who said "I have finished my cause, kept the faith, I have been poured out like a drink
offering,there is nothing left and I'm ready to die. That's how i wanna die.I want to die in that way because there is nothing else left to keep me alive.
I have done what i was born to do.
This to me is the greatest service to humanity, to deliver to us what you came to give us.Your future is not ahead of you, but it's inside you and when you die, die like i want to die,'EMPTY!' ‪#‎MylesMunroe‬

DRAMA as a female MP Scampers Out of The University of Nairobi building.

Monday morning at The university of Nairobi in Kenya, activities are brought to a temporary halt after a slight commotion is experienced inside one the university buildings, Gandhi wing. A lady at her mid ages emerged from the building looking tensed and scared. She hastily took in heels past students who were headed for their morning lectures and headed straight for the car park which is a few meters away from the building.

A few seconds an elderly Professor emerges from the building looking so angry and as if searching for someone from the curious onlookers who at the time were looking perplexed and curios wanting to know what in the lords name was happening in the cold Monday morning at the otherwise quite university building.  

It later emerged that the lady who rushed out of the building was a nominated Member of Parliament who happened to have registered for a Bachelors of Art course at the University and was not willing to attend classes claiming she had busy schedules and could not cope with daily lessons which is compulsory in the university. She therefore opted to have a shortcut and that’s when she went to consult a professor at the department of political science probably to bribe him to allow things run smoothly.

The No-nonsense Professor got furious at what he termed as an undermining of his character by thinking he was as 'cheap and stupid' as those Lecturers  from what he terms ‘Kiosk Universities’ who thinks money is the solution to everything. The politician scampered out when the Professor attempted to make calls which the politician thought was either to the police which a few blocks away or to the ruthless Vice chancellor, who would have ruthlessly dealt with her or tainted her name. This incident comes a few days after a city politician graduated from a University one year after she enrolled raising eyebrows within academic fraternity on the validity and value of degrees issued in Kenyan universities. 

The professor is known for taking matters education serious and has previously been invited in several occasions by World universities to offer lecturers out of respect and as such he values education more than anything. It annoys him when claims are made that Kenyan universities produces ‘half balked’ students.