The Humorous 365 Days Factual joke . A must read !

A worker in an electronic company wanted a Pay Rise, the CEO got furious and this was the response from the CEO. 
Company CEO : A year has 365 days for you to come to work .  Do you realize that  after taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left of the 365 days.

There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work in this company and nobody ever comes to work on those days. So there are only 263 days left. 

You sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so we're left with 141 days. If you fooled around for only 1 Hour a day which you always do, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.

You spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. 

You spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests for promotions take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. 
Taking off approximately 40 days of the national and company holidays, you are only left with 6 days.Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! 
Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday which the company throws you a party and you get an off for the whole day ! So can you state clearly why you must have this Salary increase you are demanding from the company.